Are you the mom of the house?

Published

January 1, 2019

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Do you not know who you are anymore? Or maybe you have just forgotten completely? Don’t worry! Here’s a handy little quiz to find out if you are The Mom Of The House:

Lately, if you can remember, have you:

Had to answer a question about what other family members should wear, and then handed them a color coded attire?
Administered vitamins, or medicine, to people waiting?
Showered, and been interrupted so many times, that you have forgotten to shave the other leg?
Made sure that a filled questionnaire for school is in the backpack all ready for school?
Ordered a child back inside so they can change to a more appropriate outfit, maybe to something that isn’t full of holes?
Answered a call at work from your child, informing that they are at the school nurse because they bumped their head?
Answered a call at work from your child, demanding to go to their friends house after school?
Noticed, at work, that you spent an hour at work taking care of your children’s hobbies and organizing other business related to them?
Noticed, at work, that you might not have showered this morning, and might not be wearing clean underwear?
Left work early to pick a child up from somewhere?
Driven around taking children to their hobbies?
Contemplated the interior design of your house?
Color coded laundry, and threatened your spouse with bloody murder if they ever try to color code laundry again?
Threatened your spouse with divorce?
Threatened your children with everything or anything?
Felt guilty because dinner doesn’t match the governments dietary guidelines?
Planned a menu for the entire week, and the grocery lists involved?
Bought a whole week’s worth of groceries?
Washed a child hair in a mediocre manner?
Rushed through the bedtime story?
Answered with ‘in a minute’ when a child wants to show you something?
Vented to your spouse?
Told your spouse that you ‘have a headache’?